Active bounties

"Stat bust"

"Little fart was found listening to Yanni while knitting a sweater. He’s a disgrace to the goblin race."

"For anything that cuts him. Dude was caught fondling the cheerleaders. Needs to get got!"

"Dude scores too much. Some’un need to do sumthin’ ‘bout dat."

"I don’t like him. He doesn’t like elves."

"His ugliness traverses the line of acceptability."

"He knows what he did"

"would be a shame-shame if they missed week 10 game against gang green yes-yes?"

"because everyone hates him"